Writer's Block: Swine Times

[Error: unknown template qotd]quarantine? pfft hah ha ha! i'm not even worried about contagion. If I stay smart and wahs my hands and all that good stuff, I don't need to worry. Think of the ratio of people died:people alive in the whole world. That's a lot of people. 6billion. 1 billion is big enough. But times 6? come on. The news reporters are just getting happy they found an interesting topic.

hobowars fight with trollyman WTF???

1. He takes a swing and misses. (26 life)
2. The Trolly Boy sprains an ankle. (26 life)
3. He takes a swing and misses. (26 life)
4. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly towards you but misses. (26 life)
5. The Trolly Boy sprains an ankle. (26 life)
6. He takes a swing and misses. (26 life)
7. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly towards you but misses. (26 life)
8. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly towards you but misses. (26 life)
9. He runs around you in circles - it doesn't do anything besides making you dizzy. (26 life)
10. He takes a swing and misses. (26 life)
11. The Trolly Boy sprains an ankle. (26 life)
12. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly towards you but misses. (26 life)
13. The Trolly Boy sprains an ankle. (26 life)
14. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly towards you but misses. (26 life)
15. The Trolly Boy sprains an ankle. (26 life)
16. The Trolly Boy sprains an ankle. (26 life)
17. He runs around you in circles - it doesn't do anything besides making you dizzy. (26 life)
18. The Trolly Boy pushes a trolly towards you but misses. (26 life)


(where the fuck are all these ankles coming from???) seriously i would like to know.